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First Name : matt morales
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Comment : i got the same name as u
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First Name : zx
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Comment : zx
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First Name : Giovanna Morales
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Comment : I think that youre really cute
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First Name : Awesomely wasted
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Comment : Dude im trashed with a skizzash amd im in your book like a worm trying to squirm with a squirrel nect to it trying to get a nut like jigga what drop it like its hot........and im out
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First Name : Ron Burgundy
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Comment : San Diego, first discovered by German explorers in the 1800s. In German, San Diego means...... whale vagina.
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Comment : Thought id be the first to sign the guest book from Stockholm, Sweden. Matt you are missing all the blond hair blue eyed beauties over here ill spread enough demon seed for the both of us haha!
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First Name : Raging lesbian dike
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Comment : Im the type of woman who would love to strap one on a tear you a new one. The only question is: Can you handle me??? Cause i bench like 270 and eat lil boys like you for breakfast.
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First Name : old lonely man
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Comment : you are quite a handsome young man. Im sure an old salt like me could teach you a few tricks ; ) Like how to garden, golf, or maybe how to give an old man a chubby in the ass.... let me know.....im sooo lonely its pathetic : (
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First Name : poops
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Comment : hap bir day tu yu
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First Name : gay hillbilly from n.o.
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Comment : what am i?
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First Name : Mr. Bean
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Comment : who is that gay hillbilly with the boy band down in new orleans?
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First Name : nadia
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Comment : caught you at a little cafe in the
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First Name : earl
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Comment : good stuff
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First Name : JvsJ.com Co-owner
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Comment : Hey Matt, Thanks for the links to the site, and keep pissing Jeff off.
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First Name : Mr. Jefferson
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Comment : Have you seen my wishing tree? Shamona.......HE HE!
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First Name : Hell Boy
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Comment : Im a terrible fucking comic, not to mention, a terrible fucking movie please dont see me
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First Name : Rico Valdez
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Comment : Ju no what its like to make luv to a beautiful woma, its like puttin juor peppe in a warm jar of mayonaise. Ju no what i mean
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First Name : Joe Mama
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Comment : Hey man, you are so funny. Saw your show in SF... good stuff. Keep up the good work!
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First Name : Douche Bag Billingsworth
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Comment : Yes that is actually my name. My mother was obsessed with vaginal hygiene. I love the website, however that may not mean much coming from a douche bag!
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First Name : Charlie Murphy
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Comment : I got an itch only your guestbook can scratch. Im talking the trevor crain kinda itch, ya dig. Spambusters biatch!! ahhhh skeet skeet skeet!!
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First Name : Brian
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Comment : Dude, stop being such a loser and update this damned website! How else can we LA boys live vicariously through you? Sweet Jesus!
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First Name : Seth
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Comment : matt, your guestbook sucks, it cut off my last post. stay in new orleans until you get a better guestbook.
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First Name : Seth
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Comment : Matt, please come back to new orleans. everyone seems to be leaving, and im starting a sketch troupe, and youre our only hope of survival. sean hasnt eaten in days, danes slowly turning into some kind of mousey creature, yvonne and bill are GETTING MARRIE
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First Name : Steve
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Comment : Yo Bro--nice site. Hope comedy is going as well as your site looks. Mazan
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First Name : Mark Roberts
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Comment : eh....its like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain... :o|...too much math, new my dying bride album is out
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First Name : Matt
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Comment : guess what man... my name is matt morales also, good shit with the website. however you need to put a better picture of me... perhaps you should put a picture of a naked lady
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First Name : Kagan
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Comment : Was wondering if i could crash at your place until things cool down back home. Cocaine is a hell of a drug...Im Rick James Biatch!!
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First Name : Richard
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Comment : The only thing that would make me happier right now is if that picture of Kagan Richard was behind bars. As it were, Im laughing my ass off. Matt, you can make me laugh without saying a word.
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First Name : Mayor Ben Morris
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Comment : Im quite offended that such a beautiful place as St. Tammany Parish should have its asshole defiled in such a manner. (twitch of the mustache)
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First Name : Scooby Doobie Joint
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Comment : Had a great time hanging out with ya in the dell. Enjoyed watching your comic routine, you one funny dude. Keep hope alive out in San Fransico!
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First Name :
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Comment : Matt, I missed you recently in New Orleans. Too bad, I was busy in San Fransico licking Rich Efflers asshole. Maybe next time...
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First Name : Sam Arno
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Comment : Hi
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First Name : wet n wild coed
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Comment : hey saw your act recently and wanted to know if you had any groupies to tug on your pud, if not let me know ;)
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First Name : McDizzle fo Shizzle
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Comment : No ones signed the guestbook in awhile so im gonna sprinkle some of my pimp juice up on it and let it marinate, ya dig!
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First Name : Jenny
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Comment : hey, matt! sorry i missed you over thanksgiving. ill be in n.o. until the 23rd, so maybe ill catch you then.
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First Name : Richie Effler
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Comment : Hello Matthew, Ill be in the San Fransico area soon. Let me know if you want to hang out. Just me and you and my red hot fire crotch. Goodbye
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First Name : Mutzie
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Comment : you are busted bitch ! cant wait to see you in person ! you will get the chance to punch me out like you wrote. I will find you and you will be sorry !!
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First Name : Matt
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Comment : cool site, i would have never found it if my name didnt just happen to be Matt Morales as well. way to represent Matt!!
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First Name : Sick Bastard
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Comment : Was it a strap on?
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First Name : Concerned Citizen
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Comment : t stop?
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First Name : A Concerned Citizen
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Comment : Dear Mr. Mooroles. Was hoppified to beer of your terrible troffic poxcident. Most pliased that you and you goalfriend are OK. Am however dislexic and jist want to check a few fects to be sure. You were rammed from behind by a woman with a horn that wouldn
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First Name : Mutzie
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Comment : Hey man just wanted to know if you wanted to play with my bald albino wipa snapa
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First Name : person
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Comment : hi. i live in SF. and we dont like you here. we will give you a million dollars to stay in new orleans. at least for a few years. thanks.
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First Name : Trucker Bob
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Comment : Sorry to hear about your accident; but I want to tell you tha Trucker Bob will pay top dollar for your mangled vehicle. And if you are mangled, then my brother Lawyer Bob will win you top dollar for your freakish physical condition. Just call my office in
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First Name : Michael D
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Comment : Hey man i just want to let you know i am keepin it real. Hoping one day to make it big in cranberry farming.
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First Name : Michelle
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Comment : I caught your act at Calahans.(first time!) You are one funny fucker! Alot of the comics bombed and the emcee (Mutzie...what the hell kinda name is that?!)was a complete idiot but I still managed to get some laughs.
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First Name : HULK
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Comment : I Hear you dont like hulk movie. Hulk mad. You traitor. Hulk gonna sodimize that ass. mmmmmm
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First Name : donna tutor
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Comment : good to hear your performance is going well. wish i could go. i will see you in SF when you return now that i know how to keep abreast of things. take care, hugs, donna
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First Name : Elizabeth II
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Comment : Piss ouff froggie!
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First Name : Le President de FRAUNCE
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Comment : You dirty le bunch of cheese eating le surrender monkeees! How can vous let zat Engleesh bitch (spit) write on your web site on zis glorious day of liberation!
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